No one and Nothing does badass like a cat.

“Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.”
- Saki

cats dont give a FUCK bruh

My sister’s 80-pound collie is so terrified of Oscar that he literally weeps in terror when he sees him, and Oscar’s son Ronnie Dobbs once chased a coyote off my other sister’s yard. My cats are badasses.